[C'est mec un sloppabottamus]
Some people are messy, but I'm messier




*peels dried cum off of stomach and eats it like dried seaweed*

this is why no one likes you

I’ve analyzed this post not once, not twice, but thrice. Do you know what I was looking for? I was looking for a point in which I asked for your dumbass opinion? Would you like to know the result of the search? The search came out emptier than my ass on the Fourth of July.